Thought-provoking Thinkers Gifts

It's Not the System

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

George Santayana

'I inherited therefore I am'

Think outside the box!

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

The Limits of Satire

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

Taking Technology to the Developing World.

"If you ask me, we're all the problem."

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

World peace day

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

Marionette

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

Past mistakes insomnia

Ideas Pope.

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

Do you suppose that out there somewhere, there are other goldfish in other bowls?

If life was a swimming pool, everyone would be in the shallow end.

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'