Political Theorist Gifts

The hourglass figure of economic injustice.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'If this family is a democracy, how come I can't run for Father?'

"Now the history department is running an experiment with thousands of us in the hope that we'll enact various political systems."

'It's simple. We're the communist branch of the capitalist spinoff of the communist regime.'

Euro free zone

Barber in Baghdad.

King Trump

American law - How it all began. - "Look we'll call it the Constitution..but we'll leave a few loop-holes."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'Now let's move from electoral theory to political reality...'

'All this talk about spending cuts has generated a populist movement for a salary cap for politicians!'

Revolution against capitalism.

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

Taming the beast of the free market...

Crowning Ceremony

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Karl Marx

"There's no point in lifting the minimum wage... they'll only squander it paying taxes."

'At the Federal Reserve, Employees observed several minutes of silence in memory of 'Reaganomics'.'

Anthony Eden

A shadow government uses religion and politics to control we the people as pawns.

How Class warfare Begins

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

The American Dilemma of War and Peace

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

May I propose a political theory? Not now, dear. I shouldn't even have to ask you Snookums. If I've got a theory about the world, I should just be able to say it. That's part of being in a relationship. I should be able to talk and know that you're going to listen to me. I'm still pontificating! Come back here!!!

Help me tweet a risque picture of my bicep. No, Uncle Mort. It's going to make me part of the conversation, like those politicos and celebs who tweet inappropriate photos. They take over the news. If I play this right, I become the center of the conversation, the man of the hour. then I seed the world with my brilliant political theories. If people don't get distracted by these pythons. A rare instance I'm miffed at technology.

Oh, you don't need to fight them - you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks.

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

"I'd like to report a Murder."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

If Plato had been a goatherd

Theoretically