Politics Thinker Gifts

"I wonder if future generations will realize that their forefathers were such gun nuts?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Hate Platforms

Pretty Flowers

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Stephen Spender.

Archival Warfare

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

George Orwell

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Detention Center

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored