Politics Thinker Pillows

"I wonder if future generations will realize that their forefathers were such gun nuts?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Hate Platforms

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Detention Center

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Child and the Tank

"The Nominees"

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.