Political Theorists Gifts

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

"Adlai Stevenson said, 'Freedom rings wherever opinions clash.' We must be the freest country ever!""

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Detention Center

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The Child and the Tank

The New World Order

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Conflict In Palestine

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."