Political Theorists Gifts

Do you think it's too late to go into the ambassador business? Little buddy

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

"Adlai Stevenson said, 'Freedom rings wherever opinions clash.' We must be the freest country ever!""

BIG BRO' SAYS: WAR IS PEACE! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH!

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

George Orwell

Archival Warfare

Stephen Spender.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Detention Center

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

The Child and the Tank

The New World Order

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

V-O Day

Flag Kryptonite