Thesis Theorist T-Shirts

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Math Dreams

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Sigmund Freud.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

You can relax now.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Max Weber

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Sergei Taneyev

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."