Musical Theorist T-Shirts

Leos Janacek

Sergei Taneyev

Hildegard von Bingen

She loves to play with string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

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Max Weber

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Musical Pondering.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Igor Stravinsky

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Major and minor keys

Jean Philippe Rameau

Vivaldi and his creative partner

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Antonin Dvorak

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'