Musical Theorist Mugs

Leos Janacek

Sergei Taneyev

Hildegard von Bingen

She loves to play with string theory.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Max Weber

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Musical Pondering.

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Igor Stravinsky

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

Vivaldi and his creative partner

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Major and minor keys

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Richard Wagner

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

How about you? Have you picked a major?

The Staff Meeting.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'