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Igor Stravinsky

Leos Janacek

- 'Roger, I want a divorce' - 'It's that bulging crotchet in bar 5, isn't it?'

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Music Student

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Sergei Taneyev

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

Musical Pondering.

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Major and minor keys

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

The rise of nano-technologies.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

How about you? Have you picked a major?

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Richard Wagner

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

The Staff Meeting.

Richard Taruskin

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Music Collector.

Johann Sebastian Bach

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."