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Piano horror stories

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Trump! The Musical

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mozart on a computer,

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Always with the String Theory."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A Freudian slip...

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Sergei Taneyev

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Home school marching band"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

Musical Pondering.

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Igor Stravinsky

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Bass Clef

Major and minor keys