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'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Trump! The Musical

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mozart on a computer,

"Always with the String Theory."

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

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Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Sergei Taneyev

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Home school marching band"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

Musical Pondering.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Igor Stravinsky

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

Bass Clef

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.