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'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Trump! The Musical

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mozart on a computer,

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Sergei Taneyev

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Home school marching band"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Musical Pondering.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Igor Stravinsky

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Jean Philippe Rameau

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Major and minor keys

Bass Clef

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'