Music Theory Enthusiast Pillows

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Trump! The Musical

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mozart on a computer,

A Freudian slip...

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Sergei Taneyev

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Home school marching band"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Capital

Igor Stravinsky

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Musical Pondering.

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

Major and minor keys

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Bass Clef

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."