Music Theory Buff Pillows

Felix Mendelssohn.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mozart on a computer,

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Sergei Taneyev

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

Igor Stravinsky

Musical Pondering.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Major and minor keys

Jean Philippe Rameau

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Idea/Theory

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Jules Henri Poincare

Leos Janacek

"Why are we here?"