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Pierre Boulez.

Felix Mendelssohn.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mozart on a computer,

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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Complexity Made Simple.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Sergei Taneyev

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

Musical Pondering.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Igor Stravinsky

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Major and minor keys

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

How about you? Have you picked a major?

Idea/Theory

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Richard Wagner

The Development of the Theory of Relativity

Leos Janacek