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"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

Richard Taruskin

Scales Venn Diagram

Claudio Monteverdi.

"It would sound more bluesy if you used the 'Devil's Interval'."

Hildegard von Bingen

She loves to play with string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Max Weber

Sir Patrick Moore.

Sergei Taneyev

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Musical Pondering.

Igor Stravinsky

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

Major and minor keys

Vivaldi and his creative partner

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

How about you? Have you picked a major?

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Richard Wagner

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"