Music Theory Nerd Pillows

"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"

"There's just one MINOR problem."

Mozart on a computer,

Music Student

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Max Weber

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Sergei Taneyev

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Igor Stravinsky

Musical Pondering.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Major and minor keys

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

The rise of nano-technologies.

Richard Wagner

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Leos Janacek

How about you? Have you picked a major?

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The Staff Meeting.

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Richard Taruskin

Music Collector.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Johann Sebastian Bach

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

"Where've you been Haydn?"

"I don't know this one."

Camille Saint-Saens.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Music shop