"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"
Music Theory Nerd Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a music theory nerd? Our collection features witty and charming items that celebrate their passion for understanding music’s intricate structure. Perfect for music students, teachers, or enthusiasts who love diving into scales, chords, and harmony. These gifts add a fun, personal touch to their musical journey, whether in the classroom or at home.
"There's just one MINOR problem."
Mozart on a computer,
Music Student
'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'
Max Weber
"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"
Sergei Taneyev
The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque
Igor Stravinsky
Musical Pondering.
Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.
Major and minor keys
'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'
Jean Philippe Rameau
The rise of nano-technologies.
Richard Wagner
'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'
Leos Janacek
How about you? Have you picked a major?
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The Staff Meeting.
'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'
Richard Taruskin
Music Collector.
'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'
Johann Sebastian Bach
Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity
"Where've you been Haydn?"
"I don't know this one."
Camille Saint-Saens.
In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.
"So typical. Hurry up and wait."
Music shop
Music Theory Nerd Gifts Collection
Music Theory Nerd Mugs
Discover a range of mugs dedicated to the music theory nerd—perfect for daily coffee, teas, or any beverage while diving into musical analysis.
Music Theory Nerd Pillows
Brighten their home or studio with pillows featuring musical scales and humor—an inviting touch for any music enthusiast’s space.
Music Theory Nerd Prints
Decorate their music room with stylish prints inspired by music theory—an inspiring addition for any serious musician or hobbyist.
Music Theory Nerd T-Shirts
Find witty and creative t-shirts for music theory lovers—ideal for concerts, casual wear, or showing off their musical insights.