Music Theory Teacher Gifts

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Lennon and McCartney.

Guitarist

Marimba

Cimafunk

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rhapsody in Blue.

Omara Portuondo

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Daughters on the beach

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Theorbo

Triangle

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Michael Jackson