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Music Theory Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your music theory aficionado? Explore a curated collection of products that feature clever, music-inspired designs. Whether it's a humorous mug, stylish t-shirt, cozy pillow, or art print, these gifts are designed to delight anyone passionate about the intricacies of music theory. Brighten their day with a thoughtful nod to their musical passion, all crafted with a touch of humor and artistic flair.
'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'
Trump! The Musical
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
Mozart on a computer,
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
"Always with the String Theory."
Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."
A Freudian slip...
'George said he was coming here to unwind.'
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.
Complexity Made Simple.
'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'
Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)
Theory A Day Calendar.
"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."
There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done
Sergei Taneyev
"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location
"Home school marching band"
"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."
Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'
'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'
Capital
Musical Pondering.
'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'
Igor Stravinsky
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque
''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'
"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."
Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.
'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'
Bass Clef
Major and minor keys
Music Theory Aficionado Gifts Collection
Music Theory Aficionado Mugs
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Music Theory Aficionado Pillows
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Music Theory Aficionado Prints
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