Throne Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your throne theorist? Discover humorous and thoughtful products that honor their love for ruling the realm of ideas. From mugs to prints, find items that crown their creative spirit and add a regal touch to their day.

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"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady." mockup

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady." mockup

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady." mockup

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady." mockup

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

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'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.' mockup

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.' mockup

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.' mockup

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.' mockup

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

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"It is we." mockup

"It is we." mockup

"It is we." mockup

"It is we." mockup

"It is we."

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'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!' mockup

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!' mockup

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!' mockup

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!' mockup

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

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"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?" mockup

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?" mockup

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?" mockup

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?" mockup

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

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'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.' mockup

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.' mockup

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.' mockup

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.' mockup

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

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Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts. mockup

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts. mockup

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts. mockup

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts. mockup

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Max Weber mockup

Max Weber mockup

Max Weber mockup

Max Weber mockup

Max Weber

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Sergei Taneyev mockup

Sergei Taneyev mockup

Sergei Taneyev mockup

Sergei Taneyev mockup

Sergei Taneyev

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'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!' mockup

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!' mockup

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!' mockup

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!' mockup

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

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'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.' mockup

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.' mockup

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.' mockup

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.' mockup

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!' mockup

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!' mockup

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!' mockup

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!' mockup

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

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"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?" mockup

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?" mockup

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?" mockup

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?" mockup

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

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That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear. mockup

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear. mockup

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear. mockup

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear. mockup

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

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'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'We think, therefore we are a tank.' mockup

'We think, therefore we are a tank.' mockup

'We think, therefore we are a tank.' mockup

'We think, therefore we are a tank.' mockup

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

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'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.' mockup

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.' mockup

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.' mockup

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.' mockup

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

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"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head." mockup

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head." mockup

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head." mockup

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head." mockup

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

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'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

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DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.' mockup

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.' mockup

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.' mockup

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.' mockup

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

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Leos Janacek mockup

Leos Janacek mockup

Leos Janacek mockup

Leos Janacek mockup

Leos Janacek

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'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.' mockup

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.' mockup

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.' mockup

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.' mockup

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

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'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!' mockup

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!' mockup

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!' mockup

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!' mockup

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

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"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed." mockup

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed." mockup

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed." mockup

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed." mockup

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

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"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

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Richard Taruskin

Richard Taruskin mockup

Richard Taruskin mockup

Richard Taruskin mockup

Richard Taruskin mockup

Richard Taruskin

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Guy Debord mockup

Guy Debord mockup

Guy Debord mockup

Guy Debord mockup

Guy Debord

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Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation mockup

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation mockup

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation mockup

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation mockup

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

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"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis." mockup

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis." mockup

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis." mockup

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis." mockup

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

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conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked... mockup

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked... mockup

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked... mockup

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked... mockup

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

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Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe. mockup

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe. mockup

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe. mockup

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe. mockup

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

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"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree." mockup

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree." mockup

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree." mockup

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree." mockup

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

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Throne Theorist Gifts Collection

Throne Theorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for throne theorists—witty designs that make every coffee break feel like a royal decree.

Throne Theorist Pillows

Comfort meets wit with pillows designed for throne theorists—add a regal touch to their favorite space.

Throne Theorist Prints

Decorate their domain with prints that celebrate the throne theorist’s love for theory and humor—perfect for any regal space.

Throne Theorist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your throne theorist—clever, creative designs that let them wear their love of ruling with pride.