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The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Triangle

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Scientists building a tower

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'He needs professional HELP!'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

The geometry of everyday life

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Evolution of God. . .

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Tip Responsibly

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

Pythagoras Revisited

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'