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The Maestro.

Triangle

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

The geometry of everyday life

The Secret Life of Pugs

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Precussionist

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Mathematics.

Pythagoras Revisited

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."

'I thought your husband was the guy who cut me off in traffic this morning and by the time I realized he wasn't, it was too late.'

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

Proof that triangles are intelligent

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

T-shirt menage a trois.

@Susie #you're it.

'I think they want someone to make up a foursome at gossip.'