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Champagne Bubble

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Jerry Lordan

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

Twitter Prison

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"Cheater"

Eric Clapton.

The Baby Mechanic

Way-too-easy rider.

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

NYPD Siren Training

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Bring on the fake snow and tinsel.

School of Dance

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'