Angler Admirers Gifts

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Check out the old dude.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

Statue fishing.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'We were matched by computer.'

Fly fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

A baroque elk.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'