Antler Admirer Gifts

A baroque elk.

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I honestly don't know why you didn't make Santa's sleigh team."

Fake trophy moose photo.

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Shrinks in heaven

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Stag poker"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands

Angel Music

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.