Antler_appreciator Gifts

"Stag poker"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Surreal ale

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Snapshots in Time

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

The Deer of Spring.