Angler's Anecdote Appreciator Gifts

"The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Touché"

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Stag poker"

Hot cross buns

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

The Salmon Fisherman

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Statue fishing.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fly fishing.

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fishing without a license.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

You know you're getting old when....

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'