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"The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Touché"

'Check out the old dude.'

"Stag poker"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Hot cross buns

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

The incomplete Angler

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Statue fishing.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

Fly fishing.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fishing without a license.

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

You know you're getting old when....

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'