Angler Aficionado Gifts

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

One man's fishing line passes through other man's ear.

'Fishing, Al?! You cancelled our hunting trip to go fishing!! God, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

'How many have you caught today'

IT was at times like this George was glad he had a fibreglass rod, as opposed to one made from carbon fibre!

"I trained him to find trout!"

Fishing

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

'Being Sunday I suppose we really should have gone to church.'

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

Fisherman

'Hey, Al, my livewell is full can I use yours?'

Sorry Ma'am, but forensics seem to indicate your husband has 'Gone Fishing'...

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

River Report

Be prepared to listen to the opinions of other anglers....and to give them the benefit your own experience in return.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

'Opening day.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.