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"Stag poker"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Surreal ale

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Snapshots in Time

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Deer of Spring.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty