Antler Accuracy Seeker Gifts

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

Critisize your weight.

A Bloody Butcher

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"They’re real."

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Check out the old dude.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"Stag poker"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

The Deer of Spring.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Statue fishing.

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Fly fishing.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

'I ran into a whittler.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

A businessman with moose antlers sprouting from his hat.

A baroque elk.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.