Eye For Accuracy Gifts

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Large print e-book.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The perfectionist.

"It's running five minutes fast."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

The Pessimetrist.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

The Manipulation of Justice

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'How would you describe yourself?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"This new guy's really good!"

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."