Eye For Detail Gifts

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Devil's in the detail!

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"Office of quality assurance"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

Micromanagement

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

The Manipulation of Justice

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Sir, your details man is here.'

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

Monks haircutting with compasses

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

Model Shop

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'