Eye For Detail T-Shirts

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Devil's in the detail!

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Office of quality assurance"

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Micromanagement

The Manipulation of Justice

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Sir, your details man is here.'

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

Model Shop

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

Monks haircutting with compasses

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'