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"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

'See, Stan - attention to detail.' (Man gold spraying dog doo).

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Model Building

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Emily Ratajkowski

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Futons/Futoffs

Sir Cecil Beaton

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

Roller Coasters

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Naked Furniture

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

Flower tribute

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.