Detail Enthusiast Gifts

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

'See, Stan - attention to detail.' (Man gold spraying dog doo).

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Model Building

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Futons/Futoffs

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Flower tribute

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'In, out, fiddling.'