Attention To Detail Gifts

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Office of quality assurance"

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

When Engineers Crack.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The Devil's in the detail!

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

Media Whore Raceway.

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'Sir, your details man is here.'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

'In the vast totality of the universe one sees God - the devil is in the details.'

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'Know what your problem is, Fenster? You don't pay attention to detail.'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

Hey, this is real beer! I thought they used fake beer in the comics, like in the movies! The Fusco Brothers strive for realism down to the smallest detail.

Hi-maintenance. Hellooo

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

'What school did you say you graduated from?'

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

Annual Pedants Conference.

"Are you ok, dear? You haven't posted a 'Look At Me' photo on Facebook all day."