Detail-obsessed Analyst Gifts

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

When Engineers Crack.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"Office of quality assurance"

The Human Condition

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

"I totally meant to do that."

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Micromanagement

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

Land Sale

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?"

"Oh no! It's foot 'n' mouth season again."

'Sir, your details man is here.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

'In the vast totality of the universe one sees God - the devil is in the details.'

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.