Detail-obsessed Analyst Gifts

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

When Engineers Crack.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"Office of quality assurance"

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

The Human Condition

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

"I totally meant to do that."

Micromanagement

'In, out, fiddling.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

'Sir, your details man is here.'

Land Sale

"Oh no! It's foot 'n' mouth season again."

"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?"

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'In the vast totality of the universe one sees God - the devil is in the details.'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

Hey, this is real beer! I thought they used fake beer in the comics, like in the movies! The Fusco Brothers strive for realism down to the smallest detail.

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

Hi-maintenance. Hellooo

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."