Detail-oriented Thinker Gifts

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Zenemies.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

X-ray Psychology.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'