Detail-oriented Adventurer Gifts

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

When Engineers Crack.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Bad times to sneeze

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'