Detail-oriented Philosopher Gifts

'In the vast totality of the universe one sees God - the devil is in the details.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Office of quality assurance"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

The War Against Imagination

Micromanagement

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

The Blogger.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."