Eye For Details Gifts

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

When Engineers Crack.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Devil's in the detail!

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

The Manipulation of Justice

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

Man reading a giant book.

'I think that I flew into a down draft.'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Model Shop

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'Know what your problem is, Fenster? You don't pay attention to detail.'

'We don't sound that bad.'

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

"I AM AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST."

'What school did you say you graduated from?'

'Look, Mom. I O.D.'d.'

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

Annual Pedants Conference.