Ant Admirer Gifts

'Well, of course they look like ants, you idiot!'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

They mystery of how the pyramids were built is finally solved - ants!

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"I'll quit when it stops being fun."

'Some scout he is!'

'Grub's up!'

More sugar please!

"We tread a very fine line: Yes, we want to join in on their picnics, but we don't want to put them off having picnics..."

I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out...

"Tell the troops we're stopping for a picnic."

'Freeloaders.'

"So, I've heard that one of your scouts has found a sugar stash!"

'Don't tell me you forgot it was Mother's Day?'

"Talk about mixed messages! The guy has an ant-farm so I assumed he liked ants, but he tried to kill me as soon as I reached the kitchen bench!"

"It's not a coincidence! We are the same age, we come from the same colony, so of course, my mum is the Queen too!"

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...

'So there I was carrying over 100 times my body weight... you know what that's like, right... when you can carry over 100 times your own body weight?'

'Bloody pigeons!'

"Be proud you're an ant...and don't let anyone step on you!"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'These Earthlings are unintelligent and smaller than us, they'll be easy to defeat!'

'Whoah! Look at the mandibles on her!'

'He used to be just a skinny little runt until he started lifting weights.'

"The other side of the rock is supposed to be beautiful at this time of year."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

"Admit it, we’re lost! And don’t you dare suggest we just follow one another, forming a continuously rotating ‘death spiral’ and eventually die of exhaustion."

"I tried to get just two ants."

Bad Ant Joke