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Famous Ant Haikus.

Basketball is a rollercoaster ride for insects.

'I've had my eye on you, Johnson - You really know how to scurry about aimlessly.'

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Building Sandcastles.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Comb Sweet Comb

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Employee of the month.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"You need a mint."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Some scout he is!'