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Famous Ant Haikus.

Basketball is a rollercoaster ride for insects.

'I've had my eye on you, Johnson - You really know how to scurry about aimlessly.'

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Building Sandcastles.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"You need a mint."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Planet of the Ants

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."