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'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

"From way up here, that looks just like Uncle Ken, and that looks like Ed over there..."

'Didn't you do anything besides work on that ant farm?'

"There's a shortage of workers."

"Another picnic ruined by ants."

"Will you just relax? We're far too small to be seen by predators."

"Well yes, it was called an "ant farm", but really, it was more like a "forced labour camp" if you ask me!"

'Depend on Dudley to bring in something utterly useless.'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late tonight: Looks like I have a few hundred babies to deliver...'

'If it's true that the world ant population is 10 to the power of 15, then it's no wonder we never run into anyone we know.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

You failed woodshop?? How am I gonna show my face at the Union Hall? We are Carpenter Ants, after all!

Ant Farm Concert

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Natural Disasters

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Homo Gamus

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Driverless cars rage.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."