Ant Fanatic T-Shirts

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'I hope it;s an express.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Planet of the Ants

Ant Drones

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

"We have some architects in our colony."

Reserve Ants

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

Army ant camp followers!

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.