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'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

Ants attacking an aardvark's tongue with a hammer.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Wolf Karaoke

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This will sting a bit."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

The worm that churned!

"Think about the honey."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Shoe repair

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

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