Ant Fan T-Shirts

'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

Ants attacking an aardvark's tongue with a hammer.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Wolf Karaoke

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This will sting a bit."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Shoe repair

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Charlotte's web-cam'