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"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

'We're no fly by night operation.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"This will sting a bit."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Think about the honey."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

ATM withdrawal

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

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Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."