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'Life is great! No need to hunt or gather food: A bit of dirt every day is all I need...'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What's this I hear about you going to the North Pole?"

Bowled over again!

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Shoe repair

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Happy birthday Darling!

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Supermarket Newscaster

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

Ant Drones