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'Life is great! No need to hunt or gather food: A bit of dirt every day is all I need...'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What's this I hear about you going to the North Pole?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Shoe repair

Happy birthday Darling!

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Supermarket Newscaster

Planet of the Ants

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

Ant Drones

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."